Christmas cake

I am going to make a gluten-free Christmas cake, or to be more precise, some gluten-free Christmas cakes, as I've got some dinky little pink and blue silicone bun cases I thought would look just lovely. I usually do my Mum a box of mini nice things for Christmas and was about to buy a pretty little cake in John Lewis when I remembered the bun cases. So I'm looking for a recipe quickly before I drink all the rum I bought for it!

On Saturday night I went to Hitchcock's vegetarian restaurant in Hull with the lovely Natasha and the lovely Hannah. It was bloody marvellous. I do get so disappointed by veggie restaurant food, but this was fab. The theme was English food, and there was toad in the hole, shepherd's pie, mushroom and ale pie, Yorkshire puds, roast potatoes, gravy, red cabbage, lots of other veg, cheese sauce, mint sauce, mustard and about 10 different types of pudding!

Mr F-P was a bit poorly last night and had to go to the A&E in an ambulance, doped up with morphine for the pain. Turns out he has kidney stones. It was all rather horrid - not least for him of course!

Anyway, I'll put some pics of the Christmas buns on when I make them.

Almond Cake

This seems to have degenerated into simply a recipe blog but what the hell! The Husband had a slice of Bakewell Tart the other day, and it looked lovely, so I decided I would make the filling without the pastry, cos I really didn't want to get into making gluten-free pastry - life probably really is too short! Anyway, I found a recipe for Bakewell Tart in a book, and copied out the filling part. Then I timesed it by half. This cake was incredibly easy and absolutely gorgeous!!!
6oz butter
6oz sugar
6oz ground almonds
3 large eggs
2 or 3 tblsp red jam
some almond essence.
1. Melt the butter.
2. Mix the almonds and sugar.
3. Beat the eggs.
4. mix all together and add the almond essence - I've got the natural one and used probably about 5 or 6 drops - it could have taken more.
5. Heat the oven to about 200.
6. Grease 2 sandwich tins and line the bases with paper, grease that.
7. Pour the better into the tins and bake for about 20 minutes.
8. Remove from the oven and cool for about 10 minutes then turn out carefully. 9. Put the jam in a dish and microwave it briefly (half a minute or so) until it melts.
10. Spread the jam on one half of the cake and put the other half on top. Sprinkle with icing sugar and serve with cream.
The picture isn't my cake, I took a nice picture of mine but then I put the memory card from the camera in the wrong slot on the computer and I can't get it out!

Polenta - I can't live without it!!

Well, as I am intolerant of gluten, and so therefore wheat, and can only eat bread if I don't mind severe belly ache and farting afterwards, I'm always on the lookout for good alternatives. Polenta seems to be my saviour these days! I'm using it for all sorts of things. It makes fabulous cakes, with ground almonds, and my polenta and almond Victoria sponge is almost indistinguishable from the 'real' thing, especially with whipped cream and fresh raspberries in it!!
I've just discovered polenta crackers, which are pretty easy to make. The recipe is from 28 Cooks (as is the lovely picture!!), which is a blogspot blog, so is at www.28cooks.blogspot.com, but as usual I've altered it a little. I've got white polenta at the moment, simply because that's what Tesco had in, and I don't know if it absorbs more water than yellow. I do think perhaps that these crackers would look nicer made from yellow polenta though.
3 and 1/2 cups of water
1 and 1/2 cups of polenta (I don't know what weight this is, I couldn't be bothered to weigh it as I've got some cup measures!)
1 tsp veg stock powder
Plenty of finely grated Parmesan (I used the Veggie Parmesan style one, cos as you all know, real Parmesan and the like are made with animal rennet!).
1 Bring the water to the boil, add the stock powder.
2 Chuck the polenta in and mash it around well with a wooden spoon or even a big whisk to get any lumps put.
3 Cook it for a couple of minutes till it's lifting from the sides of the pan.
4 Add the Parmesan stuff and stir well in.
5 Grease a couple of flat baking sheets well with butter or marg or oil.
6 Turn the polenta out onto the trays and, with wet hands cos it's hot and sticky, squidge it all over the trays to make a thin, even layer, tidying the edges up as best you can. Score it into whatever size slices you want.
7 Put it in a medium hot oven (I do about 220) and bake it for about 25 minutes.
8 Take it out, cut it into its slices and put it on a rack to cool.

You could use mixed herbs instead of the cheese if you liked, or marmite in the water, or tomato puree or whatever flavouring takes your fancy! It's scrummy!




Tortilla Soup

I made this today, and it was so popular it immediately became a family favourite! I got the recipe from a book called Soup Kitchen, can't remember who it's by, but again, I've twiddled it a bit.

1 litre veg stock (I made mine up from boiling water and 5 tsp of stock powder cos I am far too busy to be making proper stock!)
1 onion
3 cloves of garlic
1 400g tin of tomatoes
6 corn tortillas (you can buy gluten free ones but I didn't cos I was in Summerfield and Summerfield is rubbish! But there's not sooo much wheat in them that they've made me fart!).
Oil (olive or otherwise)
Block of feta cheese
1 large ripe avocado
1 lime
Some olives
Half a packet of quorn chicken style pieces (you could even use 'real' chicken bits if you must!)
tblsp of polenta
smoked paprika
some sort of chili element
salt and pepper

1 Cut the onion into 6 wedges, and peel the garlic. Cook them dry in a large heavy frying pan (I used a non stick cos I have trouble with sticky things!) over a medium high heat for about 5 minutes till they go a bit brown.
2 Put them in a blender with the tinned toms and whizz it all up.
3 Put this in a big saucepan (deep is best, it spits like buggery!) and put it on a medium high heat and cook it till it's reduced to a thickish puree.
4 Add the stock and simmer for about 25 minutes. Then season.
5 You need to add your chili element at some point. I've got a dried chili grinder so I added it when I put the stock in. If you're using fresh you can do the chili with the onion and garlic, same way. Whatever.
6 While the soup is cooking, cut the tortillas into little strips about 2 inches or less long.
7. Cut the avo into chunks and put them in a bowl. Cut the feta into chunks (the recipe also says you could use mozzarella instead, so do, if you like) and put them in a bowl. Cut the lime into wedges and put those in a bowl. Put these bowls on the table.
8 Mix the polenta and a tsp of smoked paprika (or some other flavouring if you like) and shake the quorn pieces in it.
9 In 2 large frying pans heat some oil, and in one fry the quorn till it's crispy, and in the other fry the strips of tortilla likewise (half at a time is best as there are lots).
10 Drain the tortilla strips on kitchen roll.
11 Then, in 4 shallow bowls, share out the tortilla strips and the quorn pieces and ladle the tomato broth over the top.
12 People can add the other stuff as they see fit, at the table, the feta, avo and olives, and the lime juice can be squeezed on top (I think it's really the finishing touch!).

It was bloody delicious!

Mmm, Christmas....

... dontcha love it?! I'm always so totally lazy over Christmas (no change there, then!), apart from all the cooking, which I love anyway. Made a gluten-free Black Forest Gateau this year (thanks to Delia!) and the now-traditional tofu cheesecake, and we've got mince pies and Christmas cake and yule log and all manner of fancy biscuits and chocolates and toffee, but it's the cheese and pickles I'm more interested in. I LOVE Christmas dinner (sooooo many different things!!) and I also love cooking it, shutting myself away in the kitchen and getting on with it. The Daughter bought me a jar of Hibiscus flowers in syrup, which according to the label you are supposed to put into glasses of champagne, so I am going to have to start drinking that now, ALL the time! How dreadful. Anyway, here's my gateau.



The cat had the most marvelous Christmas too - we got her one of those fleece chairs that hangs on the radiator so she doesn't have to sit on the phone - and a catnip mouse, which we wrapped up and she unwrapped - that was funny.



Back to work tomorrow, with nothing whatsoever to do and no-one to talk to! The only reason I'm going is because I haven't enough holiday left to take the day off! It's going to be a looooooooong day! Still, Friday we're invited to a little party at our friends' house, and Saturday we've got my very best friend and her family coming over, and bringing my Mum with them. We'll be having Christmas dinner all over again!! Yay!! I did soya steak and mushrooms en croute yesterday, Saturday I'm doing sosmix in different flavours, baked in the oven. And there'll be other grown ups to sit round the table amidst the debris and chat after dinner!! That's almost my favourite bit...... we don't really do that - 4 hours to cook it and 20 minutes to eat it and everyone's gone!

Hmmm...

I don't seem to be writing much about BC or IE do I? Plenty of recipes. Ha ha, That says a lot I guess.

I did have a 'light bulb' moment today. I was eating my lunch, which was a (beautifully) poached egg on 2 slices of gluten free toast with marmite. I realised I was rushing through the egg white to get to the treat of the runny yolk. So I stopped, poked the yolk and made it run over my toast, and ate that first. Then I didn't need to eat the whole lot, and threw half a slice of toast and a bit of the white in the bin! So, a lesson (hopefully) learned there - eat the best bit first then I don't have to eat the rest if I don't want to! I am going to (try to) apply this principle to all my meals this week - wish me luck in even remembering!

Twice this week I've made tapioca pudding. I hadn't had it in years - probably since school! I made it on Thursday night and it was so popular I made it again last night. I did a double quantity and we're just reheating it as we want it. It gets thicker all the time so has to be thinned with more milk - so may very well last forever! It's divine with golden syrup!!!!

Thursday night I also made Lavender Shortbread from my new cookery book, The Scented Kitchen by Frances Bissell. I tweaked the recipe a bit to make it gluten free, so I believe it's OK for me to put it here as my own.

4oz butter

3oz sugar

about 2 dsp dried lavender, sold for teas, not for pot purr (try a herbalist)

5oz gluten free plain white flour mix

1oz polenta meal

Whizz the sugar and lavender in a mill or similar, or grind in a pestle and mortar to blend.

Cream the butter and most of the lavender sugar.

Stir in the sifted flour and polenta to form a stiff dough (add a sploosh of cold water if needed - I didn't need it)

Roll the dough out between 2 sheets of greaseproof paper as thin as you can.

Cut into shapes with a cutter.

Grease a baking sheet and lay the biscuits gently on it.

Bake for 20 - 30 minutes at Gas3/165 C/325 F, dusting with the remaining sugar 5 minutes before the end of the cooking time.

Remove and lay on a cooling rack to set properly.

The original recipe had 6oz plain flour, and you probably won't need the greaseproof with that. I'm going to use my version to make different flavour shortbreads, as The Husband thinks anything edible with flowers in is a crime against humanity!

Ginger Cake

I've just made my gluten free ginger cake again, and I wrote the recipe down this time!! So, here it is, and it is DELICIOUS!!!
(apologies to anyone who has a gas oven, I don't know the equivalent temperature)

Ginger Cake

180g butter
2tblsp black treacle or molasses
120g dark brown, molasses or muscovado sugar
50g caster sugar
75g ground almonds
150g polenta
2 tsp baking powder
1½ tsp xanthan gum
4 tsp ground ginger
3 eggs
1tblsp milk

Preheat the oven to 180º
Melt the butter, sugar and black treacle/molasses in a pan over a gentle heat.
Mix the ground almonds, polenta, baking powder, xanthan gum and ginger in a large bowl.
When the butter/sugar mix is completely melted, pour it into the dry ingredients and mix well (use a food processor or electric whisk if you like).
Add the eggs and beat all together well. Add the milk to soften the mixture and beat well again.
Grease a rectangular baking tin and line with greaseproof paper. Grease the paper.
Pour the mixture into the tin and bake for 30 mins.
Remove from the oven and turn out onto a cooling rack. Remove the paper.
Cut into squares when cool.